Virtual Visitors T-Shirts

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Computer Life

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Virtual Beach

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

'He's on playstaycation.'

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Virtual classes have some definite advantages."

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

A man doing a reality check.

Virtual Snorkeling

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

Online Gallery

Venn diagram of procrastinating and research

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

Exercise Bike.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.