Virtual Visitors T-Shirts

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'A vet!! Take Princess to a vet?'

Computer Life

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Virtual Beach

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'Hurry, they're still making runs,'

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Springtime in Paris on Google Earth. I told you I was a romantic."

'He's on playstaycation.'

"Virtual classes have some definite advantages."

Now on Facebook.

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

A man doing a reality check.

Virtual Snorkeling

Venn diagram of procrastinating and research

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

'Oognik! -- If I'd known you were coming, I'd have harpooned a whale!'

Online Gallery

Exercise Bike.

"Usually we wouldn't let you in the sanctuary dressed in robe and sandals, but seeing as you are Jesus we will make an exception..."

'On his salary, Porter couldn't afford much of a vacation, so he's visiting exotic websites.'

Father Tim is enjoying the new normal a bit too much.

Computer is set up to 'Chat with Santa' for children waiting in line.