Dating Veteran Gifts

Searching for a gift for a dating veteran? Our unique collection offers humorous and heartfelt items that honor their experience and love journey. Perfect for those who’ve been around the block but still appreciate a good laugh and meaningful gestures. Find something that truly resonates with their seasoned heart and adds a touch of fun to their love story.

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"I hope his dark side is more interesting."

"I hope his dark side is more interesting." mockup

"I hope his dark side is more interesting."

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'It's just that, when the dating agency described you as 'the outdoors type'... '

'It's just that, when the dating agency described you as 'the outdoors type'... ' mockup

'It's just that, when the dating agency described you as 'the outdoors type'... '

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"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates." mockup

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

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"When I was married I was 100% of the time. I'm looking for something in the 60 to 70 range."

"When I was married I was 100% of the time. I'm looking for something in the 60 to 70 range." mockup

"When I was married I was 100% of the time. I'm looking for something in the 60 to 70 range."

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"Ed, I think I've reached that seemingly inevitable point in a relationship where I need a little time to step back and try to understand how I've gotten involved with yet another total loser."

"Ed, I think I've reached that seemingly inevitable point in a relationship where I need a little time to step back and try to understand how I've gotten involved with yet another total loser."

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'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?'' mockup

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

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"Do you have ANYTHING, that would make him seem interesting?"

"Do you have ANYTHING, that would make him seem interesting?" mockup

"Do you have ANYTHING, that would make him seem interesting?"

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'I went out with Harold tonight just to be nice. . .'

'I went out with Harold tonight just to be nice. . .' mockup

'I went out with Harold tonight just to be nice. . .'

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Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him! mockup

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

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When policewomen date.

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'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.' mockup

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

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'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?' mockup

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

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"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya." mockup

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

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"I have been happily married... three times!"

"I have been happily married... three times!" mockup

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman." mockup

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

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"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time." mockup

"Happy anniversary, Clare. How'd you make it so many years?" "Figured it wasn't worth the prison time."

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'How long have you two been married?' mockup

'How long have you two been married?'

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'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.' mockup

'I can't take much more of the happiness treadmill.'

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'I still have all my own teeth.'

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'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.' mockup

'You know your mother Dave, she's always on my back about something.'

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"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain." mockup

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

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'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'Noise? When you've been married as long as I have, it goes in one ear and out the other.'

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"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone." mockup

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

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"I figured, better the devil you know." mockup

"I figured, better the devil you know."

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"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?"

"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?" mockup

"Well it's been nice doing business with you. Maybe we could meet for lunch some time?"

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"Huge fan."

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"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day." mockup

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

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"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?" mockup

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

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"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex." mockup

"But it's supposed to be recreational sex, not guilt sex."

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'I'm used to having my decisions overturned since I've been married 20 years.'

'I'm used to having my decisions overturned since I've been married 20 years.' mockup

'I'm used to having my decisions overturned since I've been married 20 years.'

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'Turbulence? Oh I'm used to that, I've been married 20 years.'

'Turbulence? Oh I'm used to that, I've been married 20 years.' mockup

'Turbulence? Oh I'm used to that, I've been married 20 years.'

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Elderly Dating

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Dorothy and the singles bar

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'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?' mockup

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

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Dating Veteran Gifts Collection

Dating Veteran Mugs

Explore our range of mugs crafted for dating veterans—perfect for savoring coffee while reminiscing about their love adventures.

Dating Veteran Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate seasoned love—ideal for adding personality and comfort to their favorite space.

Dating Veteran Prints

Browse our art prints that honor love stories—beautiful decorations for the proud dating veteran’s home.

Dating Veteran T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts designed for dating veterans—wear their love story proudly and amusingly.