Dating Disaster Veteran Gifts

Too Little, Too Late

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I knew I should've swiped left."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

"Huge fan."

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

When policewomen date.

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"My mother was right about you."

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!"

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

Paradise Singles Bar.

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

"Public display of rejection"

A young man creating an awkward silence

'I went out with Harold tonight just to be nice. . .'