Dating Disaster Veteran Gifts

Too Little, Too Late

He couldn't put his finger on it but something told Colin the date wasn't going well.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Good evening, I'm your date. Let me begin by saying I'm sorry I'm late, I'm sorry I'm bald and I'm sorry I'm short."

"I knew I should've swiped left."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"Huge fan."

'Let me just run through the offside rule.'

'It was disgusting, Sheila...Our first date, and he pulls out his endpin!'

"Your blind dates is at the bar - I'll upgrade you to a table by the getaway door."

"My love for you knows no bounds, Trish."

"When you said on your profile you are 'loyal and affectionate' I expected something a little different."

'I get the feeling you haven't heard a word I've said.'

When policewomen date.

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

'It turned out to be a very crummy date and I kept thinking, 'I shaved my legs for this?''

"Not on a first date! That's fine by me, I've been on lots of dates."

'There are plenty of fish in the sea and I just got myself some fresh bait!'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

"They won't grind fresh pepper here, but they'll open your can of soup right at the table!"

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-28).

Tom suspected the date wasn't going as well as he'd hoped when she asked for the Emergency exit.

Paradise Singles Bar.

Just because you can pick up a dumbell at the gym doesn't mean you have to date him!

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"My mother was right about you."

"A MacArthur, the lecture circuit, and thou!"

"Actually, in my younger days, I was really a Wildman."

'I went out with Harold tonight just to be nice. . .'

"Public display of rejection"