Virtual Classroom Veteran Pillows

'I'm also in education. I issue bathroom passes for distance-learning students.'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Homeschooling during lockdown

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Breakout Room

'No dad, it's not so much me being brilliant on the computer. it's you being thick.'

WE WUZ ROBBED!

"Remember son, school days, best days of your life."

Teachers TV on the television - 'You there! Pay attention at home!'

Care Package

"We don't call them substitute teachers anymore."

'I switched from yoga to visualization, for relaxation. I picture a world in which all students with discipline problems attend my class online, from their homes.'

"Kevin, your studying remotely via zoom was too impersonal. I much prefer to flunk you in person."

"Good to see you up bright and early."

"But you can't put me back in the waiting room, Ms Jones, we're not on Zoom!"