Virtual Meeting Veteran Pillows

Negative Interest Meeting

Joe Biden Articulates His Plan for the Coronavirus

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"Camera not working."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Zoom Rodeos

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.