Virtual Meeting Veteran Pillows

Negative Interest Meeting

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

'What's your policy on working from home?'