Virtual Meeting Virtuoso Pillows

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

Longing for office work

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"For Facetime or Zoom?..."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Video conference with runny nose.

"You're in my spot."

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Office Meeting

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"I only do skype meetings these days."

Zoom Rodeos

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'