Virtual Meeting Virtuosos Pillows

"I only do skype meetings these days."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Office Meeting

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Zoom Christmas

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."