Remote Meeting Virtuoso Pillows

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Office Meeting

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

Zoom Backdrop

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."