Remote Meeting Guru Pillows

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Covid and Restarting School

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Camera not working."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Working Mother

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"That's what I call multi-tasking - attending two simultaneous zoom meetings while taking a nap!"

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Zoom Backdrop