Remote Meeting Guru Gifts

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Covid and Restarting School

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Camera not working."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

Working Mother

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Zoom Backdrop

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"