First Remote Meeting Gifts

"Thanks for coming in."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Remote work

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Love in social networks

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Thank you for joining the call Tina. You can go ahead and log out now or stick around for the heaps of gossip."

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In