Remote Meeting Virtuoso Gifts

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Office Meeting

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Camera not working."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

How to dress for a Skype meeting when you work from home

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

"Oops, this meeting is for Data Cloud Services? I thought it was Dodo the Clown Services!"

Zoom Backdrop

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"