Remote Meeting Expert Gifts

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

Inflate a job!

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.'

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Zoom Backdrop

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."