Remote Meeting Rebel Gifts

"I'm heading into the office to do a 'remote' Zoom meeting. I can't do it at home, it's a tip."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"I really got used to working from home."

Dog Park Zoom

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

Busking during a pandemic

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I love this work-from-home concept. Now I can fire someone without going to the office."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

Zoomies call.

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

'I'm sorry, but Mr. Cragston put on his thinking cap and went home.'

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Dress down day was YESTERDAY - As a teleworker Colin sometimes had difficulty adjusting to the normal office routine.

When Surgeons Work At Home

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

Inner Sara Skips Out As Zoom Kicks In

Zoom Backdrop

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."