Remote Revolutionist Gifts

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

Lynching on social media

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I really got used to working from home."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Busking during a pandemic

The Remote Olympics

Artificial Intelligence

Alexei Kosygin

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

One after another

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Just Married

Despot!

Hosni Mubarak

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

The evolution of artificial intelligence.

"Anybody fancy getting drunk and photocopying our bottoms."

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'