Remote Revolutionary Gifts

Busking during a pandemic

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I really got used to working from home."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Interactive TV news.'

"Now that she works from home we never get to use the computer."

'You'll have more luck getting the sword out of the stone than getting the remote control out of his hand.'

The Remote Olympics

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

One after another

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I am a control freak."

"Sky, sir?"

Just Married

Hosni Mubarak

TV Time

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'Don't forget to pick up batteries for the T.V. remote.'

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

'You haven't grabbed the remote, Henry. That shows improvement.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

Remote controlled jester.

Lord Reith