Retro Revolutionist Gifts

In bed forty years ago, John & I sang 'Give Peace a Chance'. I'm still waiting.

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

You had me at vintage.

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Mick Jagger.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Old songs made new

'He's a square!'

Hipster Police Department

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

How Gary got his groove back.

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Don't make me look! How do you like my prom dress? Don't make me look! Chill, dad, it's Nana's old dress. It isn't revealing, Honey. It's no the old dress. It's my old little girl I can't look at!

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

1998: A Look Back

"No taxation without representation!"