Rock Revolutionist Gifts

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

The No No No's

Rock Climber

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Music Freak.

Nick Cave.

Joan Jett

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Kurt Cobain

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Classic vs Rock

Despot!

Joe Strummer in his garden...