Rock Rebel Gifts

Rocker with Dentures

'Let's rock!'

Destroying Music Speakers.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Joe Strummer in his garden...

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

"My dad is so lucky, he works for the Police K9 Drug Squad: He goes to a lot of Rock concerts..."

Classic vs Rock

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

Gary Moore.

Feedback box at Grunge clinic.

Joe Henry

'Here's another song your parents don't want you trust fund babies to hear! It's called 'Touching the Principal'.'

'We need a big publicity push, we have to get you in the news, one of you needs to develop a heavy drug problem.'

Tom Petty,

Patti Smith

Kurt Cobain

'You can tell times are hard - all the knickers are on elastic.'

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Sid & Nancy

"All right! All right! No more Easy Listening Rock! I'll talk!!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Blues artis's daily list

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Machine consciousness - a robot thinking. The thought is in the form of a printed circuit board. The robot is a clockwork toy robot, to emphasise the infancy of the concepts involved