Rock And Roll Rebels Gifts

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

The No No No's

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Joe Henry

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Joan Jett

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'Let's rock!'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

Cowpunk

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Kurt Cobain

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'We have to get them out more.'

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

"I heard they got back together."

Joe Strummer in his garden...

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

The oldest swinger in town.