Rockabilly Rebels Gifts

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

Elvis Presley Fan Club letter...

The No No No's

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Elfis"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Blues artis's daily list

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Joe Henry

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Hipster Police Department

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Joan Jett

Nick Cave.

Rugby Player

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Let's rock!'

Kurt Cobain

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

Cowpunk

Levon Helm

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."