Rockabilly Rebel Gifts

'Lincoln Goes Goth While Washington Favors Rockabilly and Hamilton Remains Mostly Mozart'

"Let me tell you 'bout the time me an' Vinny got in a ruck with some punk rockers down the King's Road..."

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Elfis"

Blues artis's daily list

Joe Henry

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with something missing.

Hip-hop cops on stage.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Johnny departs from the Family Banjo Tradition.

Joan Jett

Rugby Player

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Nick Cave.

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

Hipster Police Department

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Lou Reed

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

'Let's rock!'

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Levon Helm