Virtual Meeting Hero Pillows

"Could we have a little eye contact?!"

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

"Camera not working."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

Zoom Backdrop

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

'I haven't quite worked out the logistics of working at home and being able to kiss up to the boss.'

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

'I take it your world is upside down.'