Virtual Meeting Virtuoso Mugs

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

Longing for office work

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"For Facetime or Zoom?..."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Video conference with runny nose.

"You're in my spot."

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Office Meeting

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Remote work

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Zoom Rodeos

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.