Virtual Meeting Expert Mugs

'I haven't quite worked out the logistics of working at home and being able to kiss up to the boss.'

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"Camera not working."

Remote work

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"My Dreams are all Gallery View now."

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"I don't mind him working from home, except for casual Fridays."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'