Virtual Meeting Master Pillows

"Your meeting's over. You can relax you zoom face now."

Peeking in on a Bat Zoom Call

"And just to be clear; I don't receive video-meeting invitations. . . I send them!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Covid and Restarting School

Office Meeting

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting