Zoom Meeting Master Pillows

Covid and Restarting School

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Office Meeting

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

...read the minutes back but skip the part where Mr.Bostock tried to strangle me.