Zoom Meeting Master Pillows

"That's what I call multi-tasking - attending two simultaneous zoom meetings while taking a nap!"

Covid and Restarting School

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

Office Meeting

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Attendees Anonymous

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

'There goes JB, still unflappable.'