Zoom Meeting Savvy Pillows

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Teleconferencing makes it just like they're in the room with us - things are unclear and difficult to understand."

Covid and Restarting School

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Dog Park Zoom

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

Zoom Rodeos

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'