Zoom Meeting Expert Pillows

"Big promotion for you Khanna - from Data Scientist to Big Data Scientist."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Covid and Restarting School

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Dog Park Zoom

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"I'm fine going all zoom."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Tim hasn't felt comfortable coming back into the office but he has sent some of his thoughts."

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"I'm no longer cleaning my whole apartment. . . Just the 'Zoom Zone.'"

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

"Working" from home

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

"That's what I call multi-tasking - attending two simultaneous zoom meetings while taking a nap!"

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"I can't come back to work at the office, sir. I've forgotten how to drive."

'What's your policy on working from home?'

'Ladies and gentlemen, would you like your screens wiped or dusted?'

'For the remainder of this health and safety discussion, I shall refrain from leaning back too far on my chair.'

Zoom Backdrop

"Howdy, Boss! I put the laptop on a rotating platform so we can all take turns saying 'Hi'!"