"That's what I call multi-tasking - attending two simultaneous zoom meetings while taking a nap!"
Zoom Meeting Master Gifts
Looking for a gift for your Zoom Meeting Master? Dive into our collection of creative products that applaud your virtual prowess. Whether you're a frequent caller or a heroic presenter, these items make light of the remote work world and add a touch of humor to your daily meetings.
Covid and Restarting School
"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"What's a debenture?"
"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."
'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
"Hello? Speaking, not listening."
"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."
"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."
"I love these off-site business meetings."
'I want to discuss communication clarity.'
"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"
We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.
Office Meeting
"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."
"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"
"Go ahead—unmute yourself."
"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"
'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'
'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'
"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"
"We just got our online schooling exam results..."
'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'
"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."
"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"
"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."
'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'
'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'
"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."
Attendees Anonymous
'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'
'There goes JB, still unflappable.'
Zoom Meeting Master Gifts Collection
Zoom Meeting Master Mugs
Explore our collection of fun mugs designed for Zoom Meeting Masters. Perfect for coffee, tea, or a virtual drink — they’ll love adding humor to their morning routine.
Zoom Meeting Master Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the Zoom Meeting Master in your life. Cozy, humorous, and perfect for home offices or relaxing spaces.
Zoom Meeting Master Prints
Browse prints that honor the Zoom Meeting Master. Stylish and witty artwork to adorn their workspace and showcase their virtual skills.
Zoom Meeting Master T-Shirts
Check out our T-shirts for Zoom Meeting Masters. Perfect for casual Fridays or everyday wear, these tees showcase their virtual meeting expertise with wit and style.