Online Meeting Master Gifts

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"What's a debenture?"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'Asynchronous, collaborative, interactive - we're obviously on a roll.'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Office Meeting

Covid and Restarting School

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

Dog Park Zoom

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I excel at appearing awake in meetings."

'If we are to reorientate our forward facing rhetorical platform we must rephrase our message to cross fertilise the core message..holistically!'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'And this is where we all suddenly started getting bad vibes.'

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Negative Interest Meeting

'And before we start, Higgins, I'd like to remind you that this is not a laughing matter.'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.