Virtual Meeting Maestro Gifts

The 3 O'Clock meeting.

'I'm sorry but Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam on your laptop?'

The new reality of meetings.

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

"After the dog starting running meetings, our performance increased by 30%..."

'I take it your world is upside down.'

Cat Zoom

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"I'm afraid you have Zoom fatigue."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"Quiz Night? I thought Monday was Kinky Fun Night."

Office Meeting

"Congratulations! You are now forging ahead in our self-isolating backdrop competition!"

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"The meeting will come to order."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I need to see your budget proposal."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'