Online Meeting Maestros Gifts

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Pajama Day 743

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Covid and Restarting School

Office Meeting

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

The boss and her baby

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

Remote work

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

"Starting here, each person whisper to your neighbor the purpose of this meeting and we'll see what we end up with."