Online Meeting Maestros Pillows

Argh, now his screen is big! Isn't there a button that puts all my ducks in a row?

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

Pajama Day 743

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Here, we do not procrastinate, we 'table' things."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"You're good at asking all the right questions. Now let's hear some right answers."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Office Meeting

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Well, it could be the rising tide of consumer indifference to our company's latest product, or it might be the sink in the men's bathroom acting up again. We're still not sure."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Thanks for coming in."

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Good - we're finally all on the same rampage.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

The boss and her baby

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

Communicating with clients without using buzzwords posed a challenge for the consultants.

"Yeah, but no progress in meeting..."

"Costs have risen by 200% and we are behind schedule. We are living up to our acronym gentlemen and I am not happy about it!!"

'let's see if we can find any loopholes in this 'honesty-is-the-best-policy' nonsense.'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Remote work

"Next?? How should I know what comes next?"