Online Meeting Mastermind Pillows

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

Office Meeting

Covid and Restarting School

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."