Online Meeting Mastermind Pillows

4 videoconference users

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

Covid and Restarting School

Office Meeting

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

I don't like the looks of this.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

Alex Ferguson

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."