Online Teacher Gifts

'I switched from yoga to visualization, for relaxation. I picture a world in which all students with discipline problems attend my class online, from their homes.'

Pajama Day 743

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

"Asynchronous Learning. And you?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

Teacher to student having brought apple: 'Bring me a Blackberry.'

All of this is very doable-

"Distance Learning"

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

I've been video chatting all day, so I think I just need to be alone tonight.

A Zoom School of Fish

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

Woman undergoing www.therapy.com

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

"As always. . . make sure to warm up . . . to avoid injury. . ."

The online yoga class was not without interruptions

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

Breakout Room

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"That thing wasn't covered in my online medical degree program."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'