Online Educator Gifts

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

"Distance Learning"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Whose idea was it to create a Zoom session for first graders?"

All of this is very doable-

Adult Education Center - Kids Learn Free

Big Man Off Campus

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

A Zoom School of Fish

Please School Remotely.

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Truthfully, it's a very dangerous procedure. But I've observed it a number of times on YouTube."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."