Online Education Explorer Gifts

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Remote learning S.O.S.

"I know, dude, it's hardly encouraging to finish school at home just to graduate so I can get a job working from home."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

"Three more years of high school."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Paranormal A-Z...

Pajama Day 743

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."