Educational Technology Explorer Gifts

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Robotic Man

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Three more years of high school."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Connected to Technology.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Your Future Home.

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Early Programmers.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."