Educational Technology Explorer Mugs

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Robotic Man

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Three more years of high school."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Your Future Home.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Early Programmers.

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."