Educational Explorer Mugs

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Continuing education.

'It's a show teaching kids about lawyers.'

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

"I have to take him to his class for things kids used to learn on their own."

Starting School

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

Board? Weed a book.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Congratulations son! You've got into your first choice school.'

Exam Room.

"I know. You're confused. It's about now he usually says 'but I digress'...."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

Book-trap.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'If you pass the final exam, you'll be upgraded to high school.'

When you're majoring in abnormal psychology, all television is educational.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st