Educational Explorer Pillows

"My parents have decided to homeschool me, but they haven't decided which home."

'How do you explain losing someone, Miss Marsh? It was a virtual field trip.'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I learned some interesting things in school today. I read the graffiti on my desk.'

'Sir, is the stuff we learn in this experiment supposed to go into our long or short term memory?'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Continuing education.

'It's a show teaching kids about lawyers.'

"It says to sign, and then print my name... can I use the school printer?"

"I have to take him to his class for things kids used to learn on their own."

Starting School

"I'm afraid I'm a work in progress - 2 grades forward and 1 grade back."

"I attempted Greek Math and stuck out like a Thor sum."

Paranormal A-Z...

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

Board? Weed a book.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'Congratulations son! You've got into your first choice school.'

Exam Room.

"I know. You're confused. It's about now he usually says 'but I digress'...."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Mountaineering - Library book shelfs

Book-trap.

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'If you pass the final exam, you'll be upgraded to high school.'

"Welcome to the '20-'21 school year."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"School's out- academic summer camp is in."

A teenager is bent double under a globe-shaped school bag.

Eternal Student.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Boy and girl at thier studies