Educational Technology Mugs

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Could you repeat that word?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

Education.

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

Hello, Patty!

'In our advanced technology course, we teach you how to use the latest in consumer products no matter how fast they come out.'

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'My teacher doesn't give numerical or letter grades. She gives emoticons.'

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

"Ms. Conrad doesn't need eyes in the back of her head. She installed a video camera!"

"I am the teacher. Normally, the students would be kids, and the instructor would be an adult. But this is a technology course."

"With the internet I can access information 24/7 so I decided I don't need to go to school."

'If all the classes use computers, why am I still the eraser cleaning monitor?'

"Sure I'll teach you how to work your new computer, Dad. Of course, there'll be tuition."

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

Why early computers were so big

'I called the 24-hour Teacher Tech Support Helpline but they were closed. Apparently they are open 24 hours but not in a row.'

"The teacher separated us, but you can still tweet me the test answers."

'Grandpa, what was the biggest upgrade you saw when you went to school?'

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

'Turn on your cell phone, Mom. As soon as I learn the alphabet, I'll text you.'

'As a minimal step toward enabling our school's diverse software applications to interact and share data, I want you to organize a staff seminar on how to turn a computer on.'

'Of course we're making educational progress. When I was a student, my teacher used a chalkboard to deliver their lectures. Now we can do that using mobile devices.'