Educational Technologist Mugs

'Grandpa, what was the biggest upgrade you saw when you went to school?'

'This school does have a bit of a problem with cyberbullying.'

'We need to learn this just incase our calculators or computers are down, right?'

"Yes, Megan, it's book. Think of each page as a screen."

"Your subjects have got allocated based on your browsing history."

"The Cloud ate my homework ... "

'I called the 24-hour Teacher Tech Support Helpline but they were closed. Apparently they are open 24 hours but not in a row.'

"Could you repeat that word?"

"Bobby, make your computer stop talking to Nathan's computer."

"If our tech devices all become voice interactive, why do we need to learn how to read and write?"

Education.

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Technologies and formal education

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Hate Platforms

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Lynching on social media

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"You're fired."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge