Online Education Enthusiast Gifts

"I joined an online fraternity."

"Couldn't I do my detention online?"

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"But you can't put me back in the waiting room, Ms Jones, we're not on Zoom!"

Your online homework helper teacher has burnout...

"Does anyone know how to do this? I've only ever seen it on YouTube"

Vaccinating Children in Cuba

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

Pajama Day 743

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."