Distance Education Enthusiasts Gifts

"Good to see you up bright and early."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Pajama Day 743

U of Debt

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"A virus ate my homework."

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Gone for Broke College

Obama in schools.