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"Good to see you up bright and early."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Pajama Day 743

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I just feel like I'm constantly disappointing parents everytime I appear on report cards."

'Ooops! My mistake. That was the yearly budget estimate, no the monthly estimate.'

"A virus ate my homework."

The 5 paragraph essay is sooo stupid. Why do we have to learn it? So you can get good SAT scores. That will get you into a good college, and then a good job. So you never have to write another 5-paragraph essay again.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Private School Interview - 'How much do your parents weigh?'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

"I wish that life was as logical as Algebra."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

Gone for Broke College

'Another hike in college tuition! The costs are already killing my folks!'

Education.

Obama in schools.

Tiddles completes his doctorate.