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'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"A virus ate my homework."

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Homeschooling

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Education.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Nice! Home school education has certainly changed since I was in school."

Please School Remotely.

"Check out this live stream."

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

'You could always ask to be home-schooled until it grows back.'

Breakout Room

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."