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"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

Please School Remotely.

Inflate a job!

"Check out this live stream."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

Breakout Room

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."