Remote Education Expert Gifts

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Being a brilliant,inspiring teacher is NOT adequate, Hackwell....'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"He doesn't have to worry about his preschool placement - he interviews well."

'This is our real-time chat room.'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

University Challenged

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Inflate a job!

Please School Remotely.

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

"Check out this live stream."

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

I'm going to grow up to be an educator. Excellent, dear. Teaching is a noble profession! No, Nana. I'm going to be an educational expert. Coming up with theories on how to run schools. Teaching is much too hard! Amen!

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

Breakout Room

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."